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WE MAY FINALLY BE RID OF ED CONRAD
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Intrepid
2013-06-07 12:59:44 UTC
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This is Atty. Melvin Goldberg of the law firm of O'Brien, O'Toole,
O'Connor and Goldberg in Lower Manhattan.
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Our new client -- one Ed Conrad -- has informed us that he's
pretty sure he's going to be sued from here to Kingdom Come
for his on-going slanderous remarks about members of the
Scientific Establishment.
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Mr. Conrad fears he'll lose not only all of his money but also
his pants in a class-action law suit currently being prepared
by atheists, evolutionists, The Smithsonian, talk.origins news
group and boards of directors (in some cases trustees or regents)
of some of the world's most prestigious colleges and universities.
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(In fact, rumor has it that the Catholic Church also may try to be
part of the lawsuit because, unless you were born yesterday,
you're aware that even the Vatican is rather upset that Ed has
been letting everyone know that NOBODY BURNS IN HELL.)
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As for the sci folks, they vehemently insist Mr. Conrad has slandered
them all over the five inhabited continents by calling them, among
other
disgusting comments, "a bunch of phonies with a capital F,"
"Manchurian
Candidates" and "fouler balls than foul balls"-- his words, certainly
not ours .
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Ed, almost on a daily basis for the past 20 years or so, has accused
them
of collusion,conspiracy, deceit and deception -- as well as
tampering with
physical evidence in some cases -- so as to continue to perpetrate
the
monumental fraud of the Darwin Theory of (man's) Evolution,
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Ed, you see, has assured our law office that HE IS RIGHT -- and
that the theory is phonier than a crisp new $8 bill.
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In fact, he has been proclaiming for decades that the Darwin Theory
doesn't contain enough physical evidence to fit on the head of a pin
and that all of the sci-boys' so-called evidence is "Rhetorical
Bullshit."
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Granted, we here at O'Brien, O'Toole, O'Connor and Goldberg have
no opinion as to whether Mr. Conrad is right and the entire
Scientific
Establishment is wrong. That's because three of us -- except for
Attorney O'Brien -- flunked all of our science classes in law school.
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However, we have taken this case because miracles DO HAPPEN
and Ed may end with only a slap on the wrist and perhaps being
called a harmless kook by The Judge and/or Jury.
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The gratifying part is that, no matter the outcome, our office will
be well paid. Despite being very pessimistic about our chances,
that we took on this case because things have been slow lately
and we certainly are in desperate need of the extra cash.
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Despite the mountain of evidence that undoubtedly will be stacked
against Mr. Conrad, perhaps a miracle WILL HAPPEN.
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This indeed is a possibility because, after all, Ed is -- or was --
a very good friend of David Fellin whom most of you know was
-- and probably still is -- a very, very good friend of God.
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Click on
http://www.edconrad.org
if you don't believe us.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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THERE SHE BLOWS!
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< A LIST OF SOME EXCELLENT CANDIDATES
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeo-anthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford UnIversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
Greegor
2013-06-09 21:08:58 UTC
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Ed's haters obsessively posting sporgeries and
fraudulent posts to mock/smear him must be
really butt hurt or worried about what he said.

Ed's a loony but his haters appear to be WORSE.

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