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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY ADMITS MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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ED CONRAD
2015-05-05 10:02:28 UTC
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(MODERATOR: There is absolutely no truth to the
headline above. The Smithsonian still maintains that
all Ed Conrad has discovered between coal veins are
rocks and concretions -- and that he's still a cuckoo
bird. However, we've allowed this message to be posted
so Ed, the poor bastard, could get his jollies off.)

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SMITHSONIAN DENIES THESE ARE ROCKS AND/OR CONCRETIONS

IT CONFIRMS THEY ARE COAL-AGE HUMAN REMAINS
THAT PROVE MAN HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR EONS

HELL, THEY'VE SUCCESSFULLY PASSED STATE-OF-THE-ART TESTING

PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE
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PETRIFIED SKULL
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ANOTHER PETRIFIED SKULL
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PETRIFIED FEMUR
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PETRIFIED TIBIA
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FRONTAL MANDIBLE (Jawbone)
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What a frontal portion of a human mandible looks like:

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SIDE VIEW OF HUMAN MANDIBLE
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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER
(Cat-SCAN revealed it contains a gallstone)

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What a human gallbladder looks like:

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PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
(One of Its Two Hemispheres)

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What one hemisphere of a human brain looks like.

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Furthermore, it claims this isn't . . .

A HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL

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You're not only fighting the man in
the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
< -- Clayton Lennon

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PLATO
2015-05-05 10:10:24 UTC
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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY ADMITS MAN AS OLD AS COAL
"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."

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