ED CONRAD
2015-05-05 10:02:28 UTC
(MODERATOR: There is absolutely no truth to the
headline above. The Smithsonian still maintains that
all Ed Conrad has discovered between coal veins are
rocks and concretions -- and that he's still a cuckoo
bird. However, we've allowed this message to be posted
so Ed, the poor bastard, could get his jollies off.)
======================
SMITHSONIAN DENIES THESE ARE ROCKS AND/OR CONCRETIONS
IT CONFIRMS THEY ARE COAL-AGE HUMAN REMAINS
THAT PROVE MAN HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR EONS
HELL, THEY'VE SUCCESSFULLY PASSED STATE-OF-THE-ART TESTING
PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE
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PETRIFIED SKULL
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ANOTHER PETRIFIED SKULL
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PETRIFIED FEMUR
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PETRIFIED TIBIA
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FRONTAL MANDIBLE (Jawbone)
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What a frontal portion of a human mandible looks like:
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SIDE VIEW OF HUMAN MANDIBLE
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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER
(Cat-SCAN revealed it contains a gallstone)
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What a human gallbladder looks like:
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PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
(One of Its Two Hemispheres)
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What one hemisphere of a human brain looks like.
http://images.encyclopedia.com/utility/image.aspx?id=2793408&imagetype=Hero
Furthermore, it claims this isn't . . .
A HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL
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==============
You're not only fighting the man in
the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
< -- Clayton Lennon
================
Smithsonian signatories to this Document of Truth:
David J. Skorton, Secretary (Top Dog)
BOARD OF REGENTS
Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr.
Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr.
Senator Patrick J. Leahy
Rep. Xavier Becerra
Rep. Tom Cole
Rep. Sam Johnson
Barbara M. Barrett (Arizona)
Steve Case (Virginia)
John Fahey (Washington, D.C.)
Shirley Ann Jackson (New York), Vice Chair
Robert P. Kogod (Washington, D.C.)
Risa J. Lavizzo-Mourey (Pennsylvania)
Michael M. Lynton (California)
John W. McCarter, Jr. (Illinois), Chair
David M. Rubenstein (Maryland)
Senior Executives
Patricia Bartlett, Chief of Staff to the Secretary
Claudine Brown, Assistant Secretary for Education and Access
Virginia B. Clark, Director, Advancement and Philanthropic Giving
Cathy Helm, Inspector General
John Kress, Interim Under Secretary for Science
Richard Kurin, Under Secretary for History, Art and Culture
John K. Lapiana, Acting Under Secretary for Finance and Administration and
Chief Financial Officer
Judith E. Leonard, General Counsel
Evelyn S. Lieberman, Director, Communications and External Affairs
Christopher Liedel, President, Smithsonian Enterprises
Era L. Marshall, Director, Office of Equal Employment and Minority Affairs
Scott Miller, Deputy Under Secretary for Collections and Interdisciplinary Support
Porter N. Wilkinson, Chief of Staff to the Board of Regents
Senior Administration & Support Officers
Susan Ades, Director, Smithsonian Exhibits
Nancy Bechtol, Director, Office of Facilities Engineering and Operations
Deron Burba, Chief Information Officer
Michael Caruso, Editor-in-Chief, Smithsonian magazine
James Douglas, Director, Office of Human Resources
Molly Fannon, Director, Office of International Relations
Jean Garvin, Director of Finance and Accounting
Chandra P. Heilman, Ombudsman
Karen Keller, Director, Office of Special Events and Protocol
Dorothy A. Leffler, Director, Office of Contracting & Personal Property Management
Jeanne O'Toole, Director, Office of Protection Services
Nell Payne, Director, Government Relations
Scott Robinson, Director, Office of Sponsored Projects
David Voyles, Director, Office of Planning, Management and Budget
Whitney Watriss, Acting Director, Office of Policy and Analysis
Eric Woodard, Director, Office of Fellowships and Internships
Elizabeth Ziebarth, Coordinator, Accessibility Program
Museum (Research & Program Directors)
Fredie Adelman, Interim Director, The Smithsonian Associates
Camille Giraud Akeju, Director, Anacostia Museum
Charles R. Alcock, Director, Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics
Caroline Baumann, Director, Cooper-Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum
Elizabeth Broun, Director, Smithsonian American Art Museum and the Renwick Gallery
Lonnie G. Bunch, Director, National Museum of African American History and Culture
Melissa Chiu, Director, Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden
Harold A. Closter, Director, Smithsonian Affiliations
Johnnetta B. Cole, Director, National Museum of African Art
John R. Dailey, Director, National Air and Space Museum
Eduardo Díaz, Smithsonian Latino Center
Kevin Gover, Director, National Museum of the American Indian
John Gray, Director, National Museum of American History, Behring Center
Nancy E. Gwinn, Director, Smithsonian Institution Libraries
Kate Haw, Director, Archives of American Art
Peter Haydock, Acting Director, Smithsonian Science Education Center
Anson "Tuck" Hines, Director, Smithsonian Environmental Research Center
Kirk Johnson, Director National Museum of Natural History
Allen R. Kane, Director, National Postal Museum
Dennis Kelly, Director, National Zoological Park
Robert J. Koestler, Director, Smithsonian Museum Conservation Institute
Matthew Larsen, Director, Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute
Michael Atwood Mason, Director, Center for Folklife and Cultural Heritage
Konrad Ng, Director, Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center
Stephanie L. Norby, Director, Smithsonian Center for Learning and Digital Access
Valerie J. Paul, Director, Smithsonian Marine Station at Fort Pierce
Julian Raby, Director, Freer Gallery of Art and Arthur M. Sackler Gallery
Kim Sajet, Director, National Portrait Gallery
Myriam Springuel, Interim Director, Smithsonian Traveling Exhibition Service
Anne Van Camp, Director, Smithsonian Institution Archives
Consortia Directors
Michelle Anne Delaney, Director, Consortia for Humanities
Pierre Comizzoli, Director, Consortia for Science
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DEPARTMENT OF ANTHROPOLOGY STAFF
Division Head: Laurie Burgess, 202-633-1915
Marcia Bakry, Scientific Illustrator, 202-633-1921
Zaborian Payne, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1926
Nancy Shorey, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1924
Michelle Reed, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1925
Anthropology Public Inquiries
Watanabe,Barbara, Museum Specialist, 202-633-1949
Project Archaeology Program
Maureen Malloy, Program Manager, 202-633-1918
COLLECTIONS MANAGEMENT AND CONSERVATION
Division Head: Laurie Burgess, 202-633-1915
Collections Manager: David Rosenthal, 301-238-1318
Carrie Beauchamp, Data Manager, 301-238-1301
James Krakker, Archaeological Collections Specialist, 301-238-1309
Registrar: vacant
Anthropology Conservation Lab
Retired / Affiliated
Greta Hansen, Conservator (Retired), 301-238-1306
Felicia Pickering, Ethnology Collections Specialist (Retired), 301-238-1316
Susan Crawford, Collections Registrar (Retired), 301-238-1302
DIVISION OF ARCHAEOLOGY
Division Head:Ronald Bishop, Senior Research Archaeologist, 202-633-1898
Noel Broadbent, Archaeologist, Retired 202-633-1904
J. Daniel Rogers, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1895
Bruce D. Smith, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1882
Program in Human Ecology and Archaeobiology
Director: Torben Rick, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1890
Dolores Piperno, Curator Emerita (Archaeobotany and South American Archaeology), 301-238-1025
Sabrina Sholts, Curator (Physical Anthropology), 202-633-1986
Melinda Zeder, Curator (Old World Archaeology and Archaeozoology), 202-633-1886
Paleoindian/Paleoecology Program
Director: Dennis J. Stanford, 202-633-1884
Pegi Jodry, Research Associate, 202-633-1883
Gabriela Pérez Báez, Curator (Linguistics), 202-633-0880
DIVISION OF PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY
Division Head: Douglas Owsley, Curator (North America, Forensics), 202-633-1989
Kari Bruwelheide, Museum Specialist (Skeletal Biology), 202-633-1978
David Hunt, Collections Manager (Physical Anthropology), 301-238-1319
Sabrina Sholts, Curator (Physical Anthropology), 202-633-1986
Douglas Ubelaker, Curator (New World), 202-633-1980
Human Origins Program
Director: Richard Potts, 202-633-1984
Jennifer Clark, Museum Specialist, 202-633-1982
Alison Brooks, Research Associate, 202-633-1988
Briana Pobiner, Education Program Specialist, 202-633-1985
Matt Tocheri, Researcher/Database Manager, 202-633-1983
Bernard Wood, Senior Adjunct Scientist, 202-633-1982
REPATRIATION OFFICE
Program Manager: Bill Billeck, 202-633-0865
Chris Dudar, Repatriation Osteology Laboratory, 202-633-0868
Eric Hollinger, Case Officer for the Midwest, Northeast, Great Basin and California, 202-633-0872
Erica Jones, Museum Specialist (New World), 202-633-0873
Dorothy Lippert, Case Officer for the Southeast, 202-633-0874
Laurie Pazzano, Management Support Specialist, 202-633-1923
Melissa Powell, Case Officer for the Southwest and Northwest, 202-633-0750
DEPARTMENT OF PALEOBIOLOGY STAFF
http://paleobiology.si.edu/staff/paleoStaff.html
DEPARTMENT OF GEOLOGY STAFF
http://mineralsciences.si.edu/staff.htm
headline above. The Smithsonian still maintains that
all Ed Conrad has discovered between coal veins are
rocks and concretions -- and that he's still a cuckoo
bird. However, we've allowed this message to be posted
so Ed, the poor bastard, could get his jollies off.)
======================
SMITHSONIAN DENIES THESE ARE ROCKS AND/OR CONCRETIONS
IT CONFIRMS THEY ARE COAL-AGE HUMAN REMAINS
THAT PROVE MAN HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR EONS
HELL, THEY'VE SUCCESSFULLY PASSED STATE-OF-THE-ART TESTING
PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE
Loading Image...
PETRIFIED SKULL
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
ANOTHER PETRIFIED SKULL
Loading Image...
PETRIFIED FEMUR
Loading Image...
PETRIFIED TIBIA
Loading Image...
FRONTAL MANDIBLE (Jawbone)
Loading Image...
What a frontal portion of a human mandible looks like:
Loading Image...
SIDE VIEW OF HUMAN MANDIBLE
Loading Image...
PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER
(Cat-SCAN revealed it contains a gallstone)
Loading Image...
What a human gallbladder looks like:
Loading Image...
PETRIFIED HUMAN BRAIN
(One of Its Two Hemispheres)
Loading Image...
What one hemisphere of a human brain looks like.
http://images.encyclopedia.com/utility/image.aspx?id=2793408&imagetype=Hero
Furthermore, it claims this isn't . . .
A HANDCRAFTED WOODEN TOOL
Loading Image...
==============
You're not only fighting the man in
the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
< -- Clayton Lennon
================
Smithsonian signatories to this Document of Truth:
David J. Skorton, Secretary (Top Dog)
BOARD OF REGENTS
Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr.
Vice President Joseph R. Biden, Jr.
Senator Patrick J. Leahy
Rep. Xavier Becerra
Rep. Tom Cole
Rep. Sam Johnson
Barbara M. Barrett (Arizona)
Steve Case (Virginia)
John Fahey (Washington, D.C.)
Shirley Ann Jackson (New York), Vice Chair
Robert P. Kogod (Washington, D.C.)
Risa J. Lavizzo-Mourey (Pennsylvania)
Michael M. Lynton (California)
John W. McCarter, Jr. (Illinois), Chair
David M. Rubenstein (Maryland)
Senior Executives
Patricia Bartlett, Chief of Staff to the Secretary
Claudine Brown, Assistant Secretary for Education and Access
Virginia B. Clark, Director, Advancement and Philanthropic Giving
Cathy Helm, Inspector General
John Kress, Interim Under Secretary for Science
Richard Kurin, Under Secretary for History, Art and Culture
John K. Lapiana, Acting Under Secretary for Finance and Administration and
Chief Financial Officer
Judith E. Leonard, General Counsel
Evelyn S. Lieberman, Director, Communications and External Affairs
Christopher Liedel, President, Smithsonian Enterprises
Era L. Marshall, Director, Office of Equal Employment and Minority Affairs
Scott Miller, Deputy Under Secretary for Collections and Interdisciplinary Support
Porter N. Wilkinson, Chief of Staff to the Board of Regents
Senior Administration & Support Officers
Susan Ades, Director, Smithsonian Exhibits
Nancy Bechtol, Director, Office of Facilities Engineering and Operations
Deron Burba, Chief Information Officer
Michael Caruso, Editor-in-Chief, Smithsonian magazine
James Douglas, Director, Office of Human Resources
Molly Fannon, Director, Office of International Relations
Jean Garvin, Director of Finance and Accounting
Chandra P. Heilman, Ombudsman
Karen Keller, Director, Office of Special Events and Protocol
Dorothy A. Leffler, Director, Office of Contracting & Personal Property Management
Jeanne O'Toole, Director, Office of Protection Services
Nell Payne, Director, Government Relations
Scott Robinson, Director, Office of Sponsored Projects
David Voyles, Director, Office of Planning, Management and Budget
Whitney Watriss, Acting Director, Office of Policy and Analysis
Eric Woodard, Director, Office of Fellowships and Internships
Elizabeth Ziebarth, Coordinator, Accessibility Program
Museum (Research & Program Directors)
Fredie Adelman, Interim Director, The Smithsonian Associates
Camille Giraud Akeju, Director, Anacostia Museum
Charles R. Alcock, Director, Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics
Caroline Baumann, Director, Cooper-Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum
Elizabeth Broun, Director, Smithsonian American Art Museum and the Renwick Gallery
Lonnie G. Bunch, Director, National Museum of African American History and Culture
Melissa Chiu, Director, Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden
Harold A. Closter, Director, Smithsonian Affiliations
Johnnetta B. Cole, Director, National Museum of African Art
John R. Dailey, Director, National Air and Space Museum
Eduardo Díaz, Smithsonian Latino Center
Kevin Gover, Director, National Museum of the American Indian
John Gray, Director, National Museum of American History, Behring Center
Nancy E. Gwinn, Director, Smithsonian Institution Libraries
Kate Haw, Director, Archives of American Art
Peter Haydock, Acting Director, Smithsonian Science Education Center
Anson "Tuck" Hines, Director, Smithsonian Environmental Research Center
Kirk Johnson, Director National Museum of Natural History
Allen R. Kane, Director, National Postal Museum
Dennis Kelly, Director, National Zoological Park
Robert J. Koestler, Director, Smithsonian Museum Conservation Institute
Matthew Larsen, Director, Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute
Michael Atwood Mason, Director, Center for Folklife and Cultural Heritage
Konrad Ng, Director, Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center
Stephanie L. Norby, Director, Smithsonian Center for Learning and Digital Access
Valerie J. Paul, Director, Smithsonian Marine Station at Fort Pierce
Julian Raby, Director, Freer Gallery of Art and Arthur M. Sackler Gallery
Kim Sajet, Director, National Portrait Gallery
Myriam Springuel, Interim Director, Smithsonian Traveling Exhibition Service
Anne Van Camp, Director, Smithsonian Institution Archives
Consortia Directors
Michelle Anne Delaney, Director, Consortia for Humanities
Pierre Comizzoli, Director, Consortia for Science
<
DEPARTMENT OF ANTHROPOLOGY STAFF
Division Head: Laurie Burgess, 202-633-1915
Marcia Bakry, Scientific Illustrator, 202-633-1921
Zaborian Payne, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1926
Nancy Shorey, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1924
Michelle Reed, Administrative Specialist, 202-633-1925
Anthropology Public Inquiries
Watanabe,Barbara, Museum Specialist, 202-633-1949
Project Archaeology Program
Maureen Malloy, Program Manager, 202-633-1918
COLLECTIONS MANAGEMENT AND CONSERVATION
Division Head: Laurie Burgess, 202-633-1915
Collections Manager: David Rosenthal, 301-238-1318
Carrie Beauchamp, Data Manager, 301-238-1301
James Krakker, Archaeological Collections Specialist, 301-238-1309
Registrar: vacant
Anthropology Conservation Lab
Retired / Affiliated
Greta Hansen, Conservator (Retired), 301-238-1306
Felicia Pickering, Ethnology Collections Specialist (Retired), 301-238-1316
Susan Crawford, Collections Registrar (Retired), 301-238-1302
DIVISION OF ARCHAEOLOGY
Division Head:Ronald Bishop, Senior Research Archaeologist, 202-633-1898
Noel Broadbent, Archaeologist, Retired 202-633-1904
J. Daniel Rogers, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1895
Bruce D. Smith, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1882
Program in Human Ecology and Archaeobiology
Director: Torben Rick, Curator (North American Archaeology), 202-633-1890
Dolores Piperno, Curator Emerita (Archaeobotany and South American Archaeology), 301-238-1025
Sabrina Sholts, Curator (Physical Anthropology), 202-633-1986
Melinda Zeder, Curator (Old World Archaeology and Archaeozoology), 202-633-1886
Paleoindian/Paleoecology Program
Director: Dennis J. Stanford, 202-633-1884
Pegi Jodry, Research Associate, 202-633-1883
Gabriela Pérez Báez, Curator (Linguistics), 202-633-0880
DIVISION OF PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY
Division Head: Douglas Owsley, Curator (North America, Forensics), 202-633-1989
Kari Bruwelheide, Museum Specialist (Skeletal Biology), 202-633-1978
David Hunt, Collections Manager (Physical Anthropology), 301-238-1319
Sabrina Sholts, Curator (Physical Anthropology), 202-633-1986
Douglas Ubelaker, Curator (New World), 202-633-1980
Human Origins Program
Director: Richard Potts, 202-633-1984
Jennifer Clark, Museum Specialist, 202-633-1982
Alison Brooks, Research Associate, 202-633-1988
Briana Pobiner, Education Program Specialist, 202-633-1985
Matt Tocheri, Researcher/Database Manager, 202-633-1983
Bernard Wood, Senior Adjunct Scientist, 202-633-1982
REPATRIATION OFFICE
Program Manager: Bill Billeck, 202-633-0865
Chris Dudar, Repatriation Osteology Laboratory, 202-633-0868
Eric Hollinger, Case Officer for the Midwest, Northeast, Great Basin and California, 202-633-0872
Erica Jones, Museum Specialist (New World), 202-633-0873
Dorothy Lippert, Case Officer for the Southeast, 202-633-0874
Laurie Pazzano, Management Support Specialist, 202-633-1923
Melissa Powell, Case Officer for the Southwest and Northwest, 202-633-0750
DEPARTMENT OF PALEOBIOLOGY STAFF
http://paleobiology.si.edu/staff/paleoStaff.html
DEPARTMENT OF GEOLOGY STAFF
http://mineralsciences.si.edu/staff.htm