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ED CONRAD FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST DISCLOSE.TV
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Edwardo Conrado Conrado
2013-05-18 11:30:53 UTC
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CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE TO DISCLOSE.TV FROM ED CONRAD
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To: ***@yahoo.com
Subject: GIVE THIS TO YOUR LAWYER
Date: Sat., May 18, 2013
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
< (And You Certainly Know Who You Are)
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE BEEN BANNED
FROM DISCLOSE.TV FOR LIFE (FOR THE FOURTH OR FIFTH
TIME) AND IT CAME AS SUCH A SHOCK, I BELIEVE I HAVE
JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
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I AM AWAITING THE AMBULANCE TO TAKE ME TO THE
HOSPITAL AND YOU, OBVIOUSLY, ARE RESPONSIBLE.
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WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE HOSPITAL BILLS AND AGAINST
WHOM SHOULD I FILE MY LAWSUIT?
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< THANK YOU,
< ED CONRAD
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PS: MY LAWYER JUST TOLD ME TO ASK EXACTLY
HOW MUCH YOUR OWNERS ARE WORTH.
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ALSO, DO THEY KEEP ANY MONEY IN SWISS BANKS?
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PLEASE REPLY SOONEST.
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Good, I see that the ambulance has just arrived . . .
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============== . . .
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< ABOUT A HALF-HOUR PASSES
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< NEW E-MAIL MESSAGE
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My name is Charlie, the ambulance attendant. Disregard
the previous mesSage. Mr. Conrad has just expired
on the way to the hospital..
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PS: I found this in his shirt pocket.
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PLEASE TELL THE PSEDOSCIENTISTS THEIR GOOSE IS COOKED
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Ed Conrad is now on Twitter.
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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AND
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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K Wills
2013-05-19 08:46:06 UTC
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On Sat, 18 May 2013 04:30:53 -0700 (PDT), Edwardo Conrado Conrado
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE TO DISCLOSE.TV FROM ED CONRAD
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And, of course, the wisest thing to do with a confidential
message is to post it to several public newsgroups.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
Subject: GIVE THIS TO YOUR LAWYER
Date: Sat., May 18, 2013
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
< (And You Certainly Know Who You Are)
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE BEEN BANNED
FROM DISCLOSE.TV FOR LIFE (FOR THE FOURTH OR FIFTH
TIME) AND IT CAME AS SUCH A SHOCK, I BELIEVE I HAVE
JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
Unlikely.
A myocardial infarction, the medical term for a heart attack, is
a result of a blockage of one or more of the coronary arteries. I see
no way being banned from any discussion group could cause a blockage.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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I AM AWAITING THE AMBULANCE TO TAKE ME TO THE
When experiencing a myocardial infarction one will always jump
onto Google groups and post to Usenet while they await the ambulance.
It's only logical.

</sarcasm>
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
HOSPITAL AND YOU, OBVIOUSLY, ARE RESPONSIBLE.
Did the people at disclose.tv somehow force you to consume food
and/or drink that would lead to an increase on cholesterol levels? Did
they cause a blood clot to form somewhere that lodged within one or
more of your coronary arteries?
If so, and you can prove this, then you probably have a case. If
not, don't be surprised if you're laughed out of court.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE HOSPITAL BILLS
Your insurance company.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
AND AGAINST
WHOM SHOULD I FILE MY LAWSUIT?
Against anyone you wish. The chances of you winning are equally
low no matter whom you chose.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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< THANK YOU,
< ED CONRAD
<
PS: MY LAWYER JUST TOLD ME TO ASK EXACTLY
HOW MUCH YOUR OWNERS ARE WORTH.
And?
Do you think being banned from a discussion group is something for
which you can file suit with any real expectation of winning?
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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ALSO, DO THEY KEEP ANY MONEY IN SWISS BANKS?
I presume the Swiss do. :)
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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PLEASE REPLY SOONEST.
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Good, I see that the ambulance has just arrived . . .
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< ABOUT A HALF-HOUR PASSES
<
< NEW E-MAIL MESSAGE
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My name is Charlie, the ambulance attendant. Disregard
the previous mesSage. Mr. Conrad has just expired
on the way to the hospital..
It's fortunate that you have so much free time you can access
Ed's Google account, figure out his password, and post in a style
exactly the same as his, minus the caps lock.
Post by Edwardo Conrado Conrado
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PS: I found this in his shirt pocket.
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http://www.jaxshells.org/goose018.jpg
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PLEASE TELL THE PSEDOSCIENTISTS THEIR GOOSE IS COOKED
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http://www.batesandmills.com/files/3201835311_7867361e0d.jpg
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Ed Conrad is now on Twitter.
But above you claim he died.

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Greegor
2013-05-19 18:53:14 UTC
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Could it be that Ed Conrad is dead or in a nursing home
and his haters ongoing mocking sporgery campaigns are
actually enhancing what little credibility Ed Conrad ever had?

What is it about the real Ed Conrad's missionary posting
that was so threatening to his haters that they are
this rabid?

Ed Conrad's haters must be incredibly insecure.
to be threatened by Ed Conrad's photos and
missionary posting even when he's inactive on usenet.

If Ed Conrad is still alive, he should be laughing
hard that his haters are so obsessive and rabid
after he's gone.
Thrinaxodon
2013-05-21 12:40:42 UTC
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Post by Greegor
Could it be that Ed Conrad is dead or in a nursing home
and his haters ongoing mocking sporgery campaigns are
actually enhancing what little credibility Ed Conrad ever had?
What is it about the real Ed Conrad's missionary posting
that was so threatening to his haters that they are
this rabid?
Ed Conrad's haters must be incredibly insecure.
to be threatened by Ed Conrad's photos and
missionary posting even when he's inactive on usenet.
If Ed Conrad is still alive, he should be laughing
hard that his haters are so obsessive and rabid
after he's gone.
Greegor, he's still here. He confirmed it through email. I tricked him
into thinking sci.bio.paleontology was moderated, and he will be
banned.
K Wills
2013-05-22 08:24:21 UTC
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On Tue, 21 May 2013 05:40:42 -0700 (PDT), Thrinaxodon
Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by Greegor
Could it be that Ed Conrad is dead or in a nursing home
and his haters ongoing mocking sporgery campaigns are
actually enhancing what little credibility Ed Conrad ever had?
[piggy back replies]

It's certainly possible that he's dead or in a nursing home.
There is nothing that would support such a claim, but it is possible.
If he's dead, there is no way he could post. Being in a nursing
home would not, in and of itself, prohibit posting.
Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by Greegor
What is it about the real Ed Conrad's missionary posting
that was so threatening to his haters that they are
this rabid?
His post was a copy of an E-mail he claimed he sent to someone
from a discussion group. It was not a missionary post. Not to the
mentally sound.
Pointing out the folly of posting what he claimed to be
confidential isn't rabid to the mentally sound. Pointing out that
being banned isn't going to be the cause of a heart attack isn't rabid
to the mentally sound.
Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by Greegor
Ed Conrad's haters must be incredibly insecure.
to be threatened by Ed Conrad's photos and
missionary posting even when he's inactive on usenet.
But the available evidence shows he is active. You are free to
provide any counter evidence, if any exists.
Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by Greegor
If Ed Conrad is still alive, he should be laughing
hard that his haters are so obsessive and rabid
after he's gone.
Present your evidence that he's gone. If he is, you'll be able to
provide the evidence with ease. If he is not, you'll not be able to
offer any such evidence.
Post by Thrinaxodon
Greegor, he's still here.
Greg doesn't actually care. Replying to my pointing out Ed's
flaws in logic was and is all that Greg cared about.
Post by Thrinaxodon
He confirmed it through email. I tricked him
into thinking sci.bio.paleontology was moderated, and he will be
banned.
Why would he see a non-moderated group as being moderated? He
can't be that dumb. I refuse to accept that he could be so dumb.
--
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons...
for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Greegor
2013-05-24 13:17:51 UTC
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Your proof that Ed is still alive is an e-mail?

Did I mention sporgery?

Yes, yes I did mention sporgery.

Could it be that Ed Conrad is dead or in a nursing home
and his haters ongoing mocking sporgery campaigns are
actually enhancing what little credibility Ed Conrad ever had?

What is it about the real Ed Conrad's missionary posting
that was so threatening to his haters that they are
this rabid?

Ed Conrad's haters must be incredibly insecure.
to be threatened by Ed Conrad's photos and
missionary posting even when he's inactive on usenet.

If Ed Conrad is still alive, he should be laughing
hard that his haters are so obsessive and rabid
after he's gone. [ from usenet ]

Who is the obsesso who is posting all of
these sporgeries mocking Ed Conrad?
William December Starr
2013-05-25 02:56:31 UTC
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Post by Greegor
Could it be that Ed Conrad is dead or in a nursing home
and his haters ongoing mocking sporgery campaigns are
actually enhancing what little credibility Ed Conrad ever had?
What is it about the real Ed Conrad's missionary posting
that was so threatening to his haters that they are
this rabid?
Ed Conrad's haters must be incredibly insecure.
to be threatened by Ed Conrad's photos and
missionary posting even when he's inactive on usenet.
If Ed Conrad is still alive, he should be laughing
hard that his haters are so obsessive and rabid
after he's gone.
Maybe you'd better say "Ed Conrad" a few dozen more times,
just in case anybody's not sure who you're talking about.

-- wds
Intrepid
2013-05-25 22:27:05 UTC
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
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Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
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Greegor
2013-05-25 23:32:00 UTC
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Post by t***@gmail.com
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
That would explain how he motivated
such rabid butt hurt devotion.
Thrinaxodon
2013-05-26 13:54:01 UTC
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Post by t***@gmail.com
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
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Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up. I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.
Greegor
2013-05-26 15:32:12 UTC
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Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by t***@gmail.com
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
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Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up. I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.
What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
impersonating him? Who would you "get him reported"
to and for what violation?

You sound butt hurt.

Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?

Aside from an email from an impersonator?
Thrinaxodon
2013-05-26 15:53:35 UTC
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Post by Greegor
Post by Thrinaxodon
Post by t***@gmail.com
<
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
<
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up. I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.
What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
impersonating him?  Who would you "get him reported"
to and for what violation?
You sound butt hurt.
Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?
Aside from an email from an impersonator?
The newest picture of him, he sent to me.
Greegor
2013-05-26 18:11:28 UTC
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg

Thrinaxodon > Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up.
Thrinaxodon > I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.

G > What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
G > and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
G > impersonating him?  Who would you "get him reported"
G > to and for what violation?

G > You sound butt hurt.
G > Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?
G > Aside from an email from an impersonator?

Thrinaxodon > The newest picture of him, he sent to me.

You mean the impersonator sent to you, right?
Thrinaxodon
2013-05-26 18:33:59 UTC
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Post by t***@gmail.com
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
Thrinaxodon > Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up.
Thrinaxodon > I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.
G > What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
G > and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
G > impersonating him?  Who would you "get him reported"
G > to and for what violation?
G > You sound butt hurt.
G > Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?
G > Aside from an email from an impersonator?
Thrinaxodon > The newest picture of him, he sent to me.
You mean the impersonator sent to you, right?
I've seen, the pictures of Conrad on his website. Looked identical.
Greegor
2013-05-26 19:41:30 UTC
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg

Thrinaxodon > Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up.
Thrinaxodon > I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.

G > What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
G > and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
G > impersonating him?  Who would you "get him reported"
G > to and for what violation?

G > You sound butt hurt.
G > Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?
G > Aside from an email from an impersonator?

Thrinaxodon > The newest picture of him, he sent to me.

G > You mean the impersonator sent to you, right?

Thrinaxodon > I've seen, the pictures of Conrad on his website. Looked
identical.

Naturally, since that's where the impersonator
probably obtained the photo to email you.
Did you lift the photo and send it to yourself?

You must be truly butt hurt to try such
an idiotic circular argument.

He who must not be named must
really own lots of space in your brain.
Greegor
2013-05-27 08:34:58 UTC
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Post by t***@gmail.com
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLS GAME
Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we ran out of medication.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
Thrinaxodon > Okay, Ed, shut the Fuck up.
Thrinaxodon > I'm tired of it. I will get you reported.
G > What convinces you that was "he who must not be named"
G > and whether or not it's him, as opposed to another person
G > impersonating him?  Who would you "get him reported"
G > to and for what violation?
G > You sound butt hurt.
G > Do you have any evidence that he is still alive?
G > Aside from an email from an impersonator?
Thrinaxodon > The newest picture of him, he sent to me.
G > You mean the impersonator sent to you, right?
Thrinaxodon > I've seen, the pictures of Conrad on his website. Looked
identical.
Naturally, since that's where the impersonator
probably obtained the photo to email you.
Did you lift the photo and send it to yourself?
You must be truly butt hurt to try such
an idiotic circular argument.
He who must not be named must
really own lots of space in your brain.
When's the last time the real Ed actually posted anything?
Not just sporgery or impersonations of Ed?

t***@gmail.com
2013-05-25 14:34:44 UTC
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It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we've run out of medication.
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Thrinaxodon
2013-05-27 01:12:22 UTC
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Post by t***@gmail.com
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Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And we've run out of medication.
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
You disgusting creep. How 'bout this Ed. Get A Life.
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