Thrinaxodon
2013-05-19 10:44:21 UTC
Obama, was at AREA 51™, negotiating, with
ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI®, and
disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
him.
ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI®, and
disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
him.