CRIME IN RHYME (Or, The Con Job Otherwise Known as Man's Evolution)

[OGDEN NASH]

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< GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
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Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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< TERSE VERSE
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Please excuse me for being SO brash
Calling the Theory of Evolution trash
Even the pseudos know well
That their game's but a shell
And we can soon expect it to crash.
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< CRIME IN RHYME
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Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested.
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< TRUTH SERUM
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All hail to those Scoundrels of Science
Denying truth with incredible defiance
Their crap they just love
But, of it, they can shove
Since Poor Truth is one of their clients
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< NAP TIME
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If those anthropologists smelled like a rose,
We'd have no reason to clothes-pin our nose.
But when their integrity is lacking
And Poor Truth has been sent packing
We can either fight them or continue to doze.
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< SMELLS LIKE HELL
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The pseudos, right at home in the sewers
Seeking truth, they're don't-ers, not do-ers.
May they go to their grave
With a giant stinkin' wave
PHEW! Their stench will linger past New Year's
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LOTS OF VERMIN IN HALLS OF LEARNIN'
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Look what's happened to our Halls of Learnin'
More proof added that we're filled with vermin.
Ed's keeps hammering nails in their coffin
They try like hell but just can't stop 'im.
They're scared stiff which is why they're squirmin'
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< MOANS OF THE CLONES
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As expected, they'll be more grunts and groans
Whenever they're challenged by petrified bones
The pseudos, sure know
That their theory ain't so
Yet detest when called Establishment Clones
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< WHAT'S THAT SMELL I SMELL?
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The anthros, with interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for so long detested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
Their integrity? Supremely infested!
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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and
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org

[b***@gmail.com]

Post by OGDEN NASH
<
< GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
<
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
<
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
<
=============
<
< TERSE VERSE
<
Please excuse me for being SO brash
Calling the Theory of Evolution trash
Even the pseudos know well
That their game's but a shell
And we can soon expect it to crash.
<
============
<
< CRIME IN RHYME
<
Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested.
<
========
<
< TRUTH SERUM
<
All hail to those Scoundrels of Science
Denying truth with incredible defiance
Their crap they just love
But, of it, they can shove
Since Poor Truth is one of their clients
<
==========
<
< NAP TIME
<
If those anthropologists smelled like a rose,
We'd have no reason to clothes-pin our nose.
But when their integrity is lacking
And Poor Truth has been sent packing
We can either fight them or continue to doze.
<
============
<
< SMELLS LIKE HELL
<
The pseudos, right at home in the sewers
Seeking truth, they're don't-ers, not do-ers.
May they go to their grave
With a giant stinkin' wave
PHEW! Their stench will linger past New Year's
<
============
<
LOTS OF VERMIN IN HALLS OF LEARNIN'
<
Look what's happened to our Halls of Learnin'
More proof added that we're filled with vermin.
Ed's keeps hammering nails in their coffin
They try like hell but just can't stop 'im.
They're scared stiff which is why they're squirmin'
<
=============
<
< MOANS OF THE CLONES
<
As expected, they'll be more grunts and groans
Whenever they're challenged by petrified bones
The pseudos, sure know
That their theory ain't so
Yet detest when called Establishment Clones
<
=============
<
< WHAT'S THAT SMELL I SMELL?
<
The anthros, with interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for so long detested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
Their integrity? Supremely infested!
<
================
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
<
http://www.edconrad.com
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and
<
PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
<
http://www.edconrad.org

Must I tell you NO one pays attention? It's better to spread it across the intarwebs. Like the real ULTIMATE TROLL, David Markuze.

[Gronk]

Post by b***@gmail.com

Post by OGDEN NASH
http://www.edconrad.org

Must I tell you NO one pays attention? It's better to spread it across the intarwebs. Like the real ULTIMATE TROLL, David Markuze.

Be of good cheer. I've read that google groups, where ed is reduced to
posting from, no longer allows cross posting.

I've noted that his crap is not showing up anymore in the groups I follow,
so it must be true.

[Apidium23]

Post by Gronk

Post by b***@gmail.com

Post by OGDEN NASH
http://www.edconrad.org

Must I tell you NO one pays attention? It's better to spread it across
the intarwebs. Like the real ULTIMATE TROLL, David Markuze.

Be of good cheer. I've read that google groups, where ed is reduced to
posting from, no longer allows cross posting.
I've noted that his crap is not showing up anymore in the groups I
follow, so it must be true.

Great! Be warned however, he might showup.

;)

[Gronk]

Post by Apidium23

Post by Gronk

Post by b***@gmail.com

Post by OGDEN NASH
http://www.edconrad.org

Must I tell you NO one pays attention? It's better to spread it across
the intarwebs. Like the real ULTIMATE TROLL, David Markuze.

Be of good cheer. I've read that google groups, where ed is reduced to
posting from, no longer allows cross posting.
I've noted that his crap is not showing up anymore in the groups I
follow, so it must be true.

Great! Be warned however, he might showup.
;)

Whatever you say, Ed.

But now the fake has to work at it.

[Thrinaxodon]

Post by Gronk
Whatever you say, Ed.
But now the fake has to work at it.

It's not Ed. It's Thrinaxodon.