HELL REIGNS DOWN ON AMERICA -- THE THRINAXODON TIMES

[THRINAXODON'S BULLSHIT KITCHEN]

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

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GOD HAS JUST REVEALED TO THRINAXODON THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2 DAYS, THE
WORLD REACTS IN SHOCK AS RICHARD DAWKINS DELIVERS 2000 BOMBS AGAINST
JAPAN. JESUS CONDONED DAWKINS' ACTIONS, AND THEN TOOK PART IN IT AND
BOMBED BEIJING, THE LAND OF RICHARD LEAKEY:
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BREAKING NEWS: RICHARD LEAKEY HAS TAKEN OVER CHINA:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.bio.paleontology/QC5hOncR-go
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THIS MEANS THE END OF THESE BASTARDS:
THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

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GOD HAS JUST REVEALED TO THRINAXODON THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2 DAYS, THE

Just in time, too, because now I won't have to worry about paying off my
debts at the higher interest rates that were announced for March for me.